amandalives:

floralsosweet11:

Wow


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I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at Target.

  • Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
  • Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
  • Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
  • Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
  • Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
  • Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
cumguzzlinghellbitch:

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

breanieswordvomit:

shortformblog:

Following The Jim Henson Company’s announcement, that all proceeds from a recent parternship with Chick-Fil-A would be donated to GLAAD, the fast food chain has decided to voluntarily recall and discontinue the Henson-designed toys currently included in kids’ meals. Here’s a look at the sign reportedly popping up in Chick-Fil-A locations around the country. source

What their sign really says is that, “Kermit loves the gays and we hate them therefore we are going to use a scary word like ‘recall’ to try and hurt the Henson name. We are big babies. Thank you.”

 Wow. Not only is Chick-Fil-A run by homophobes, but they are also lying scum.

 chick fil a, just admit it, you want someones fingers to get stuck in your hole.

cumguzzlinghellbitch:

reagan-was-a-horrible-president:

breanieswordvomit:

shortformblog:

Following The Jim Henson Company’s announcement, that all proceeds from a recent parternship with Chick-Fil-A would be donated to GLAAD, the fast food chain has decided to voluntarily recall and discontinue the Henson-designed toys currently included in kids’ meals. Here’s a look at the sign reportedly popping up in Chick-Fil-A locations around the country. source

What their sign really says is that, “Kermit loves the gays and we hate them therefore we are going to use a scary word like ‘recall’ to try and hurt the Henson name. We are big babies. Thank you.”

 Wow. Not only is Chick-Fil-A run by homophobes, but they are also lying scum.

 chick fil a, just admit it, you want someones fingers to get stuck in your hole.

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trillpunk:

I try really hard to deal with people’s political beliefs and not be ‘that bitch’ yaknow but if you’re gay, a woman, a P.O.C, any religion other than christian, or disabled and you’re voting for Romney I have no respect for you
I get it, I really do, there simply isn’t a party that caters to anyone other than rich white dudes basically
But if you think Romney ‘couldn’t do any worse than Obama has’ you’re wrong, lesser of two evils dude c’mon

I don’t like Obama either.

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Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

anna-mator:

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 
  • WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
  • collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

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Painting some pilot wings on a board for my dad. (Taken with Instagram)

Painting some pilot wings on a board for my dad. (Taken with Instagram)

It’s me! Mario…. I’m sorry I lied, my name is Victoria…but wouldn’t that be cool though? ! (Taken with Instagram)

It’s me! Mario…. I’m sorry I lied, my name is Victoria…but wouldn’t that be cool though? ! (Taken with Instagram)

The mustache ride is so fresh and so clean  (Taken with Instagram)

The mustache ride is so fresh and so clean (Taken with Instagram)