- Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
- Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
- Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
- Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
- Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
- Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
I try really hard to deal with people’s political beliefs and not be ‘that bitch’ yaknow but if you’re gay, a woman, a P.O.C, any religion other than christian, or disabled and you’re voting for Romney I have no respect for you
I get it, I really do, there simply isn’t a party that caters to anyone other than rich white dudes basically
But if you think Romney ‘couldn’t do any worse than Obama has’ you’re wrong, lesser of two evils dude c’mon
I don’t like Obama either.
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.