August 2012
217 posts
July 2012
145 posts
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
anna-mator:
demigodofmypants:
senzaspazi:
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
collection of politely...
trillpunk:
I try really hard to deal with people’s political beliefs and not be ‘that bitch’ yaknow but if you’re gay, a woman, a P.O.C, any religion other than christian, or disabled and you’re voting for Romney I have no respect for you I get it, I really do, there simply isn’t a party that caters to anyone other than rich white dudes basically But if you think Romney ‘couldn’t do any worse...
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL
You know what's amazing about pelicans? Their...
HAH!
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