May 2012
333 posts
Woman v. The Government
Woman: I cannot afford to have a child right now. Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant but I cannot afford to have a child and I'm not ready to be a parent. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I had the child, but I cannot afford to raise him. Will you help me out?
Government: No.
Woman: I guess I'll have to give my child up for adoption.
Barry and Steve: We would love to raise your child. We have been in a committed relationship for 15 years. We have steady careers and are very successful and financially stable. We love children and wish to provide a loving nurturing environment for your child. Would you be willing to give your child to us?
Woman: Sure, as long as it's ok with the government.
Government: No.
April 2012
186 posts
I won't apologize for who I am.
I have 2 tattoos scheduled for the same day, 2 hours apart. This Friday should be interesting. The first will be at Hell City Tattoo Convention, the second at Fate tattoo.
Watchxselloutsxsuckx:
Us waxing jakes ass
Hahahahahahahaha I miss you guys!!!
>_<
I really, really hate hypocrites.
Practice what the fuck you preach.
I can only hope that this weekend allows for some more personal creative projects.
Well.. my bearded dragon died today.. That fucking sucks.
I've been lucky enough to not know what it feels...
I’m 19 and I’ve never been to a funeral and I am so thankful for that. I just want all of my friends and followers to know how much I appreciate all of you. I love all of you. I’m writing this because a close friend of mine just lost a friend of hers and she is devastated and I’ve never known the feeling of death. I hope we all make it to the age of 85 covered in bad...
NAP TIME BITCHES!
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vicbits:
Got to see Portugal The Man for free tonight so that was cool. Also I added some new shirts to my Skreened site. Skreened.com/noworriesbro Nothing big just a few animals and rain clouds. Check it out if you’d like. I’m in a good mood. :)
Goodnight my goons.
How did I not know you did t-shirts? You’re on my list of Places To Shop When I Finally Get A Job. Followers,...
GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE
Watchchaucershakespeare:
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moodymormon:
I had to reblog this even before I made it halfway through.
omG GOD BLESS
Truly, too epic for words
Fucking amazing
^
Got to see Portugal The Man for free tonight so that was cool. Also I added some new shirts to my Skreened site. Skreened.com/noworriesbro Nothing big just a few animals and rain clouds. Check it out if you’d like. I’m in a good mood. :)
Goodnight my goons.
Watchopenourminds:
power to you brother.
Hey!
I get it. You’re vegetarian.. but believe it or not that doesn’t make you a better person than me. Now get off of your high horse. “The hipsters with their snide comments and aversion to applause
Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere With their hair gel and their color green How do they look so good while their convictions remain so strong? Because their hair gel that they use...
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Waiting for my stomach to settle from lunch, then I am going to do my daily workout, shower, and either take a nap or work on a project that is due next week. Party.
