I’ve come to the conclusion that I probably won’t find anyone that I consider “boyfriend material” going to an all bro college. No matter what he has to be straight-edge. I am not going to be my boyfriend’s babysitter. So send in your applications!
In other news: I got my wisdom teeth out today. They gave me vicodin for the pain…turns out it also gives me nightmares. Now I am afraid to go to sleep…
Night terrors are the scariest thing known to man and if I have one tonight I have no one to cuddle up to. :(
Wanna know how I know you are a douche bag? You are wearing an “All Access Pass” on your key chain which is attached to your belt loop. Not only have you been off tour for a few months, your first statement was,”Hi I’m _______, I’m in a band.”
Don’t waste my time, I wasn’t interested from the start.
Now excuse me while I find the one guy without a beer in hand, who can have a normal fucking conversation with out slurring, and doesn’t look at my boobs every 5 seconds.
I really don’t understand my generation. I give up.
I don’t need alcohol, drugs, or a bunch of random sex with random strangers to have fun. I don’t understand what the fascination is.. In the past 3 days I have had 5 people ask me if something bad happened and that’s why I don’t enjoy those things. Honestly, I think it is a waste of time. Waking up after a night of hanging out with your friends and not being able to remember what happen does not qualify as fun in my book. I don’t decline your offers rudely, I don’t act like I’m better than you, and I don’t treat you like scum. Besides, I’m your taxi for the night so that you get home safely as well as all of the innocent people you might of killed otherwise.
There once was a girl from Florida who drove all the way to Ohio just to go to school. Upon arriving in Ohio she came across the good and the bad. The bad seemed to follow her everywhere she went but the good fixed her up every time. The bad couldn’t fathom why she didn’t drink or smoke but the good accepted it. While continuing on her journey she wished the good would defeat the bad and keep it far, far away. Till one day all of the bad seemed to vanish and the good was plentiful.